Oct
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…The fact that (Palin) might not flub every answer will give the cable news people reason to praise her. She didn’t totally screw it up. She’s awesome! And those zingers! Fun-neee! That’s the kind of crap that’ll send me into a rage. Probably not the debate itself. The ignormus post-debate whole-cloth invention of stupid. That’ll do it.
Buchanan will love her. Hannity will soil his pants. Matthews will compare her to a movie character. Alex Castellanos will punch Paul Begala. Begala will pummel Castellanos with a folding chair. Roland Martin will figure-four-leg-lock Bill Bennett. And Gloria Borger will accidentally swallow a coin.
Bob Cesca’s prediction for Debate Night in America